A building contractor wants some quotes to build 2 flats...
The Irishman builder quotes £500,000....
"How did arrive at that figure?" asked the contractor....
" £200,000 labour, and £300,000 for materials.
The Scotish builder quotes £600,000...
£300,000 labour and £300,000 for materials.
The Jewsh builder quotes £1 millon....
The contractor sais "how did arrive at that figure?"
"Easy" sais the Jewish builder " £250,000 for you, £250,000 for me.... and we will get the Irishman to do the job