"Rabbi, my wife drives me nuts; I can't live with her anymore." Okay," says the Rabbi, "you have to get divorced." "But Rabbi, I love her so much!" "So stay together."
"But every time I come home we start fighting, it can't go on this way!" "So get divorced." "But what about the kids? I can't live without my children." "So stay together..."
"But our common life is a hell!"
"You know what?" said the Rabbi. "Become a Christian."
The man was shocked. "What?! How will that solve the problem?"
"It won't. But then you'll drive some priest crazy."