No Parking Place
Moishe is driving in Jerusalem. He's late for a meeting, looking for a parking place and can't find one.
In desperation he turns towards heaven and says: "Lord, if you find me a parking place, I promise that I'll eat only kosher, respect Shabbat and all the holidays."
Miraculously, a place opens up just in front of him.
He turns his face up to heaven and says, "Never mind, I just found one!"