A Catholic Priest walks into a barbers to have his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, then the Priest asks how much he owes. The barber says, "Oh, no! I couldn't take any money from you, you're a holy man!" The Priest thanks him and leaves. The next morning, the barber finds 12 diamonds outside his door.
Later, a Buddhist monk comes to have his head shaved. The barber does it, then the monk asks how much he owes. The barber says, "Oh, no! I couldn't take money from a holy man!" The monk thanks him and leaves. The next morning the barber finds 12 rubys outside his door.
Later, a Jewish Rabbi comes to have his locks tended. The barber does so, then the Rabbi asks how much he owes. The barber says,"Oh, no! I couldn't take money from a holy man!" The Rabbi thanks him and leaves. The next morning the barber finds 12 Rabbis outside his door!