Three Jewish ladies were comparing their sons.
The first said, "My son loves me so much, that he writes me a letter every week, just so he can talk to me".
The second said, "That's nothing. My son loves me so much, that he calls me long distance every week, just so he can talk to me".
The third said, "That's nothing. My son loves me so much, that when goes to see his therapist every week for the past 20 years, all he does is talk about me".