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Jewish Jokes

Jewish Jokes


Book of Life

Mr. Rabinowicz goes to the doctor for a check up.

After extensive tests the doctor tells him "I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. You only have six months to live."

Mr. Rabinowicz is dumbstruck. After a while he replies

"That's terrible doctor. But I must admit to you that I can't afford to pay your bill."

"Ok" says the doctor, "I'll give you a year to live."

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