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Jewish Jokes

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Three Jewish ladies were comparing their sons.

The first said, "My son loves me so much, that he writes me a letter every week, just so he can talk to me".

The second said, "That's nothing. My son loves me so much, that he calls me long distance every week, just so he can talk to me".

The third said, "That's nothing. My son loves me so much, that when goes to see his therapist every week for the past 20 years, all he does is talk about me".

Insurance

A cantor, the man who sings the prayers at a synagogue, brags before his congregation in a booming, bellowing voice, "two years ago I insured my voice with Lloyds of London for $750,000."

There is a hushed and awed silence in the crowded room. Suddenly, from the back of the room, the quiet, nasal voice of an elderly woman is heard, "So vat did you do with the money?"

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